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One of the most clever songwriters and quick-witted live comedians in the business... with his high speed, low-drag act that constantly changes and evolves, Pat has such strong material and improv skills, no two shows are ever the same... not even close.
seen and heard on last comic standing the howard stern show the bob and tom show schedule get tickets

Eventful Day

IMG_0249Me: “You’ve had a very eventful day.”
Jimmy: “What does eventful mean?”
Me: “Dramatic.”
Jimmy: “What does dramatic mean?”
Me: “Well, you fell, hurt your leg, pitched a fit at ToysRUs, and you weren’t happy about doing your homework. You’ve had a very dramatic day.”
Jimmy: “You mean crappy.”

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