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90/90… Day 41, “The Lovemaking Secret Song”

The Lovemaking Secret Song

I’m here for you girl
Gonna last all night
Be there for you baby
Till your satisfied

So there’s something that I do
To draw the attention away from you
I focus on something else
And I last the whole night through

I think of Grandma
In a see-through Teddy
Doing it with Grandpa
Spread eagle on the sheets

I think of Grandma
And that hair coming out of her mole
I picture grandma naked
And I never lose control
I think of Grandma

And if that doesn’t work
I know just what I’ll do
I’ll think of money issues
And payments overdue

I’ll think of that card game that I lost
and a Summer’s broken leg
And the lady I owed the money too
The one once known as Peg

I think of Grandma
Peggy Gallagher Godwin
The meanest Irish Crime boss
That had ever lived

I think of Grandma
And the time she tied me to a pole
I picture Grandma’s face that night
And I never lose control
I think of Grandma

Oh, if Memaw only knew
That I was thinking of her
While I’m making sweet love to you
I think of Grandma

Words & Music by Paddy G.
Good 1 Music ASCAP 2010

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