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One of the most clever songwriters and quick-witted live comedians in the business... with his high speed, low-drag act that constantly changes and evolves, Pat has such strong material and improv skills, no two shows are ever the same... not even close.
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90/90… Day 44, “Smaller Than Most”

Smaller Than Most

All of the ladies they tell me
I’m not one to brag or to boast
But each girl that I’ve ever dated
Says that I’m smaller than most

In the U.S. and even in China
And especially The Ivory Coast
I’m bigger than some forms of Plankton
But my manhood is smaller than most

A Hooker from Reno once saw it
And she turned as white as a ghost
She said I’ll need my reading glasses
Your manhood is smaller than most

I’ll run away with the circus
Next to me Tom Thumb’s hung like a post
I’ll get paid for being the fella
Whose manhood is smaller than most

Smaller than most, smaller than most
My manhood is smaller than most

So all you men who worry about size
Raise up your glasses and toast
At least you’re not hung like a pimple
Yes I’m much smaller than most

But I’m a huge star on the circuit
At least I’ve got big balls
Now I’m Rich and Famous
And it doesn’t matter at all if

I’m smaller than most, smaller than most
Yes the women will fall for a fella who’s small
If his star power’s taller than most

Taller than most, taller than most
Yes, my star power’s tall and the girl’s always fall
For a bank account larger than most

Words & Music by Paddy G.
Good 1 Music ASCAP 2010

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