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One of the most clever songwriters and quick-witted live comedians in the business... with his high speed, low-drag act that constantly changes and evolves, Pat has such strong material and improv skills, no two shows are ever the same... not even close.
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90/90… Day 29, “Amish, My Ass”

Amish, My Ass

I hear your TV, I see your car
They say you drink just like a fish down at the bar
I asked you out, after class
You said you’re Amish
Amish, my ass

You’re churning butter, but you’re a phony
You’re making sausage, but you’re full of baloney
I see you at parties, having a blast
Yeah, you’re Amish
Amish, my ass

Hey, if you don’t want to see me
Just come out and tell me
I’ve been rejected by much better than you
But this Amish thing you’re never gonna sell me

‘Cause you got an iPod under that bonnet
You have a buggy, but it’s got an engine on it
Your lame excuse, don’t make me laugh
Yeah, you’re Amish
Amish, my ass
Yeah, you’re Amish
Amish, my ass

Words & Music by Paddy G.
Good 1 Music ASCAP 2010

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